Wolf's Lunar Den Tumblelog

There are three basic ways to talk to complete idiots. The first is to assail them with facts, truths, scientific data, the commonsensical obviousness of it all. You do this in the very reasonable…

World Domination (Flash animation - click to play)

Stiff joints. Inexplicable pain. Kidney stones. Increased squinting at the tiny type on the bottle of lubricant. Crow’s feet. Too many gray follicular protrusions. Acute increase in recovery time…

Our big, ink-black, stupendously cool, absolutely extraordinary family Labrador was named Shadow, of course, because it was simple and obvious and when you’re seven years old you don’t really know…

Crashiversary (Flash animation - click to play)

I am, apparently, in deep trouble. I fit the profile. I fit the average and the typical and the increasingly unsettling norm. I apparently contain all the ingredients for the ultimate in fatal and…

In my more subdued moments of delighting in the pathos and adulterous whinings of incalculable greasy right-wing politicians, I oft wonder at the threshold, the limit, if there is some sort of karmic…

Balms Away (Flash animation - click to play)